It’s obvious to everyone that HoHan and SamRo are eating each other’s fish biscuits. I mean, if you look close enough you can probably spot one of HoHan’s ginge pubies in SamRo’s teeth. HoHan sort of admitted it to Harper’s Bazaar, but wouldn’t name names. HoHan said, “I think it’s pretty obvious who I’m seeing.”
Even though HoHan is currently doing the labia lambada with SamRo, she doesn’t consider herself a full-time lezzie. When asked if she was a lezzzzzzzbian, she said, “No.” But when asked if she was bi (wanna try?) she said, “Maybe. Yeah.”
Who needs labels anyway?! Sometimes you feel like an Oreo cookie, sometimes you feel like a Vanilla Wafer and most of the time you feel like a Mother’s Circus Animal Cookie. That analogy makes no fucking sense (what’s new?), but I have Mother’s cookies on the brains in a bad way. Seriously, I think I ate like 4 bags this weekend and I only have 4 bags left. I hope the world ends soon, because I don’t know what I’m going to do when I eat my last bag…..
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