CHERYL BURKE Is A Weapon Of Mass Destruction

November 10, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

It’s a good thing La Lucci got out of “Dancing with the Has-Beens” when she did, because if she stayed, she would be laid up in a full body cast right now. CHERYL BURKE has struck again! First it was Misty, then Brooke, then Julianne, then Lacey, and now Kym Johnson! According to TMZ, Kym, who is Warren Sapp’s partner, busted her shoulder during rehearsals and it may require surgery. I wonder how those marbles got there!

However, Mop Head hasn’t completely sabotaged Kym, because she will dance tonight! They need to seriously put an army of Swiffers around the dancefloor when Kym performs, because Mop Head won’t go near that shit!

The dudes better star wearing Dirt Devils around their necks as protection from the mop headed witch, because they’re next!

Tags: CHERYL BURKE, Reality TV

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