Mimi Was A Nick Cannon Virgin Until Her Wedding Night

November 9, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

There might have been a real good reason on why Mimi got hitched to Nick Cannon after only 2-months of dating. Mimi wouldn’t let Nick put his Keroppi in her Hello Kitty until after they were married and the thing was starting to purr uncontrollably.

The unicorny princess told the Daily Mirror, “It’s not that we had no intimacy, we just didn’t have complete intimacy. It’s just me, and my feelings. I definitely don’t want to push it on anybody else. But we both have similar beliefs, and I just thought that it would be so much more special if we waited until after we were married. And it was, and it still is.”

What she meant by the “no complete intimacy” is that she let him do it in her Chococat. This shit is fun! Let’s see if I can use all the Hello Kitty characters to describe Mimi and Nick’s fucky fucky times:

Mimi also let Nick rub his Deery-Lou all over her Cinnamorolls while she licked on his Spottie Dotties. And then he’d slap her Little Twin Stars with his Pekkle and bust a load of his Sweet Coron on her throbbing Chi Chai Monchan.

I know I’ve missed a bunch of character names, but I’m starting to freak myself out.

And I don’t think Nick cared about waiting to fuck as long as he got to stick his dick deep into her checking account after they got married.

Here’s Mimi in London last night still glowing from getting her no-cherry popped by her new manchild husband.

Tags: Girlfriend Please, Mariah Carey

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