And Who Said They Wouldn’t Last?

November 9, 2008 / Posted by:

Whoever guessed around 96 days in the “When Will Peaches’ Marriage Fail?” pool, might come out a winner! 19-year-old Peaches Geldof, daughter of Bob, wants to divorce her new husband after 96 days of marriage.

Peaches got hitched to 24-year-old Max Drummey in Las Vegas back in August after meeting his ass on MySpace. That’s the problem. If they met on Friendster, they would still be together. Wait. Does Friendster still exist? That used to be the shit back in the day (like 6 years ago). I digress…..

According to The News of the World, Peaches, who has been living in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, is flying her ass of to London this week to start the divorce process. A source said that the two have been fighting all the time and Peaches wants to quit that bitch after 96 days of marriage.

A source said, “She doesn’t fancy him any more, and wants to move on. To her it is as simple as that. She just wants to divorce him and find a new boyfriend. Max is heartbroken. He has been through the mill in the last three months, but there is nothing he can do. He genuinely believed marriage was a long term commitment, but Peaches has shattered his dreams.

Max, turn that frown upside down, hire Larry H. Parker as your attorney and get PAID! Any judge will gladly rule in your favor against a cokey head named Peaches. And you know her shit is rotten.

It’s also nice to see that the sanctity of marriage of still alive and well!

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