Maddox’s nemesis Jennifer Aniston rubbed an ice cube on her nippies, put on her “I’m not knocked up” tank top and headed to extremely private restaurant known as The Ivy for lunch yesterday. Jenny better have brought a gift to the queen of The Ivy, international supermodel Phoebe Price, because that’s her kingdom.
Surprisingly, the pappies went crazy over Jen and her “look at me nippies,” as soon as she got out of the car. A few minutes later, Jen went out the back door because she couldn’t take all the attention. Translation: her work there was done.
Jenny, next time just do the moonwalk down Robertson Blvd. naked, with your nipples on fire, a tranny poodle on your head, while screaming, “Míreme!” It’ll be less obvious and much more entertaining!