Chicken Cutlets Lives!!!!!!

November 8, 2008 / Posted by:

Forgive me chickens, for I have sinned. It’s been almost two weeks since my last post about international supermodel Phoebe Price. So which skin doctor’s office has she been hiding in? I KID! Chicken Cutlets is a natural beauty and those who say otherwise are JELIS H8RS!!1!!!

The very international PP has been busy…well…being international! Chicken Cutlets was gracing her poultry glamour on the lovely country of Sweden where she was personally invited by the royal family to attend the “Quantum of Solace” premiere. Okay, I made up that “royal family” part, but it’s probably true. They probably realized that Sweden needs to learn the art of posing with inanimate objects and they need the greatest to teach them this! How do you say “chicken cutlets” in Swedish anyway? According to google translator (which is shit, I’m sure), it’s “kyckling cutlets.” Viva Kyckling Cutlets!

Now that PP’s mission in Sweden is complete, she’s back in America doing what she does best: posing anywhere and everywhere! Here’s some pictures of Chicken Cutlets exposing Henry’s kibbles and bits while being stunningly supermodel-y on the streets of Los Angeles!

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