Where’s Daniel Day-Lewis?

November 7, 2008 / Posted by:

This is one of the first pitchers of Rob Marshall’s Nine starring Daniel Day-Lewis and a bunch of broads. The picture needs a little visit from Photoshop, because it’s looking like a pageant photo from Miss Drag Queen World 2008. In case you have no idea who some of those bitches are, they are from left to right:

Judi Dench (in the Suri wig), Penny Cruz, Marion Cotillard, Sophia Loren, Fuggie Fug, Nicky Kidman, Kate Hudson and some random trick in the back trying to sneak into the picture.

Of course, Nicky has to have the spotlight on her wax figure-looking ass. It’s probably not even a spotlight. It’s the toxic glow you get from too much Botox.

The people in front of Fuggie must be wearing raincoats and carrying umbrellas. Fuggie’s got her legs open for business and she’s a known squirter.

Wait…I think that’s Daniel Day-Lewis‘ head down below in front of Fuggie’s geyser hole…. I really, really hope he was wearing a gas mask.

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