It’s that time of day where we look at pictures of Stepford Katie and Suri walking up and down the streets while the pappies take their picture. I bet they stroll down to the corner, stroll back to their apartment, go upstairs, Suri meets with her styling team, Katie recharges her batteries and then they do it all again. Suri better make “Employee of the Year,” because she works hard for that barley.
Suri is glad it’s Friday, because she was so excited today. She even showed off her karate bot kick. If only Tommy Girl was standing next to her. She would’ve kicked him in the snatch since they’re basically the same height.