Oprah Is No Longer A Port-A-Potty Virgin

Yes, that’s the Mighty O using a Port-A-Potty for the very first time after Barack Obama’s speech on Tuesday night in Chicago! Oprah later said that she really had no choice, “In all these years at every event, I’ve said, ‘No, I’m not going to do the Port-A-Potty’ but I said I better use it.”

I’m sure Oprah’s Port-A-Potty visit was very different than ours. She probably had the Extreme Makeover: Home Edition crew venture inside, renovate it, spray it down with eucalyptus and install a Bose sound system where sounds of the rainforest played on a loop. After she was done going tinkle, one of her maids came in, spritzed her “vajayjay” with Voss water and then dried it with organic cashmere. Once she left, her handlers burned it down in case anyone tried to sell Oprah’s pee pee water on eBay.

I know I’m alone when I say that I don’t really mind Port-A-Potties. They are good for other things besides the obvious. Sometimes they can be your home away from home. It’s a quiet place to read a book or eat a meal without fat hogs staring at your food. If you ever need a quick fuck and your roommate is home or the gas station bathroom is busy, there’s always the Port-A-Potty!

Visit Gavin’s Blog to see more pictures and a video of this momentous occasion!