Morning Wood
November 7, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
You can throw away that tub of cottage cheese you were going to have for lunch – Crunk + Disorderly
Mimi is a light packer – Celebitchy
Ugly Betty better protect her coochie bone – I’m Not Obsessed
Chuck Bass whoring himself out for K-Swiss – ICYDK
Oprah’s crying mystery man revealed – UsWeekly
Xtina’s Target commercial is better than her own video – A Socialite’s Life
Whoopi’s cat is a fucking genius! It wrote Obama a letter! I wish I could get my dog to do something other than fart, poop and sleep – Mollygood
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