Alien Princess RiRi Passed Out!

November 7, 2008 / Posted by:

Princess RiRi was doing her alien act on stage in Australia with Chris Brown when she started to feel gross. RiRi tried to keep that shit together but ended up stumbling off stage where she apparently passed out! I hope they put a mattress down so she didn’t ruin her glorious tenhead. The paramedics were called to work on RiRi and it’s not known what caused her to feel all fainty. It was probably her body telling her that its sick of hearing that damn “Umbrella” song!

Everyone rub your foreheads and chant for Alien Princess RiRi’s speedy recovery!

VIA Just Jared

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