Basement Baby’s older sister performed at the MTV Europe Music Awards in Liverpool today looking like a rejected extra from “Tron.” I’m beginning to think that Sasha Fierce stole Solange’s fashion sketchbook from the basement and is using all her ideas! Suddenly Sasha Fierce is trying so hard to be all avante-garde, edgy and coutardy. That was Solange’s gimmick! I bet Solange planned to make this dress using old metal garbage cans. She can’t anymore, because Sasha stole her designs!
Below is Sasha Fierce’s heartwrenching performance of “If I Were A Boy.” Sasha is squeezing out the doody bubbles hardcore during this shit.
And here’s some pictures of Sasha and Solange on the red carpet. I know Sasha’s douche glove helps with making you look like an asshole, but I wonder if it cures carpal tunnel?
Poor Solange….she looks like so average. She should be wearing that garbage can dress! Not Sasha Fierce!