Bitches really seem to be worried about Suri bouncing around NYC without a jacket on. People, she can’t wear a jacket, because she has a deal with the fashion houses that she must show off the entire garment! That dress costs more than your vagina rejuvenation surgery (I know you’ve been looking into it), so she has to properly model the whole thing without some pesky jacket getting in the way. Suri cares about high-fashion. She’s working hard to land a Dior or Miu Miu contract. Hey, at least her legs are covered. And I really need an umbrella like that in my life.
Katie still looks like a middle-aged mini-van mom who regularly misses picking up her kids from school because she’s passed out on the coach after a raging pill and booze session. But at least she’s wearing Converse!