Stylista: Cologne’s Eyelashes

November 6, 2008 / Posted by:

The two of you that still watch “Stylista” know what I’m talking about when I say: WTF is up with Cologne’s eyelashes?! I could barely concentrate while watching this shit show last night, because I couldn’t stop staring at the chunky spider legs covered in tar that sit on her eyelids. I don’t even suffer from arachnophobia and her lashes gave me the chills.

I decided to do a little google detective work to see what I could find about her arthropod-lashes. In an interview with Jolie Nadine, Cologne says her lashes are naturally long, “I get a lot of flack for wearing a lot of mascara, but I just like the 60’s Twiggy look and I was just born with really long thick lashes–I swear I only wear 2 coats.

Well, then you need to use a half coat, because Tammy Faye is giving you the “no she didn’t” look from heaven.

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