Saint Angie’s Secret Billy Bob Tattoo

November 6, 2008 / Posted by:

Saint Angelina got Billy Bob’s tattooed name lasered off her arm a while ago, but she may have had his name tattooed on a more private part of her body. Maddox, cover your eyes.

Tattoo artist Friday Jones tells Shecky’s that she worked on Saint Angie Jo back in the day whens he was still boinking that wrinkled goat. Friday said: “I did the secret Billy Bob tattoo that you will never see. She would come to the house all of the time, because my roommate was her best friend. She was always like ‘Tattoo me! I’m jonesing for another one,’ or ‘I want Billy Bob’s name on me!’ So I put his name down there.” [Note from Shecky’s: Yes, that “down there.”]

This is the Angie Jo I used to like. The bitch that would just say shit like, “Tattoo mah pussay bone!” The Saint Angie of today doesn’t even know what a pussay bone is anymore.

If she did that get shriveled up corpse’s name tattooed on her cooze area, I’m sure it’s long gone by now. It wiped away when Messiah Shiloh came floating out.

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