Kendra Wilkinson is engaged! Engaged to a dude with a peen! That was the shocking part for me. I might be alone in this, but I always thought Kendra was the “Peppermint Patty” of the “Girls Next Door.” I wonder if Peppermint Patty and Marcie ever moved to Vermont and opened up a general store where they sell Birkenstocks, granola and patchouli oil. That was always my vision.
Anyway, Hef tells UsWeekly that Kendra is promised to be married to Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett, “Kendra Wilkinson has met someone who she would like to spend the rest of her life with. He popped the question last Saturday. I have given her my blessing and will be giving her away at a very special wedding ceremony at the Playboy Mansion this coming June.”
Aw. That’s sweet. Given away by your former pimp.
Hand Basket (typo and it stays) is a total upgrade for Kendra. The girlfriend of a zombie corpse to the wife of a baseball player! Or is it basketball? Or soccer? Whatever! I know, he plays with balls for a living. That’s all that matters.
Hopefully, Kendra will work on controlling her laugh during her wedding. Kendra’s cackle hurts my bones. That laugh will kill her wedding.