This is what happens when you don’t eat for 12 hours straight! It starts to fuck with your eyesight. You know Fishsticks Paltrow thinks she looks all fashion-forward and shit, the same way Posh feels when she wears 2 foot tall chopsticks heels. Sorry, Fishy. You’re wearing your private shit on the outside, I can see your panties and your shoes look like leather vulvas.
Besides, this hot bitch did it better:
Here’s Fishy being slimy at the premiere of “Two Lovers” in Paris last night.