This Is Going To Be A Mess

November 5, 2008 / Posted by:

If you’re going to Vadge’s Dry & Sour” show in Los Angeles tomorrow night, make sure you bring some kind of video recording device with you. If they’re checking for that shit at the door, smuggle it in your asshole. I know you have room.

You see, Ryan Gaycrest called into KIIS-FM and said he has it on good authority that Brit Brit and Justin Timberlake will reunite on stage at Vadge’s show Thursday night. It’s a piping hot bowl of Cheeto, roid, douche and ego stew!

The three of them are supposed to do some kind of performance. I’m picturing a lot of crotch bumping and chest thumping. It’s going to look like two pit bulls stuck together (Vadge & Justin) while a clueless little possum just stands and there shrugs. And please tell me they are going to lip-synch. Those three singing live together will create the biggest ear massacre in history.


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