Don’t Cover The Magic
November 5, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Robert Pattinson got his hands dirty yesterday at some handprint ceremony at Planet Hollywood in NYC. They better put at least four security guards around that shit at all times, because fangirls are going to crash the joint to steal that shit.
At yesterday’s ceremony thing, Robert made a huge mistake. MEGA. He covered up the magical forest on his head. You know what happens when he does that? He starts sweating like a common peon! If his magical hair was on full display, he wouldn’t have juicy pits. Instead, his pits would smell like spring raindrops on fresh pine needles.
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