Who Is October’s Hot Slut Of The Month?
It’s voting day for some of us, so since you’re a pro at it already, you might as well vote for something else. And this shit is important, so take it seriously! There’s only 3 spots left in determining Hot Slut of the Year, so don’t fuck around! Here are your choices:
Chantal Biya – The most beautiful first lady in the world!
Miss Clara Meadmore – The 105-year-old virgin!
Norwood Young – L.A. mess and owner of the gayest house in America!
Julie Masking – Miss Fire Island 1997 and nightmare inducer!
Unfortunately, I can’t give you a free coffee, a scoop of ice cream, a vibrator or a donut for voting. But if you see me on the street and I’m drunk, stop me and I’ll give you a complimentary wet raspberry!
Vote in the sidebar to the right. The winning slut will be announced on Thursday!