What The Hell Kind Of GD Couple Is This?

November 4, 2008 / Posted by:

The Mac Dude and fauxmosexual Tila Tequila were caught doing nasty things together at some club in Los Angeles. Some nosy person with a strong gag reflex told Page Six that the Mac Dude “asked her to straddle him while making out. Eww.” I love that the nosy person said “Ewww.” Only Blair Waldorf would say that shit.

The Mac Dude and Tila have also been seen together at LAX and a club in Las Vegas.

This dude is throwing me off. First, he was getting it on with Drew Barrymore, then he was slapping flour sacks with Kiki Dunst and now Tila?! The fuck? I would expect him to go from Kiki to Mischa Barton and then to the homeless hipster on the corner. But Tila?!

And what happened to Tila and Nay Nay?! Although, Nay Nay sort of looks like the Mac Dude…..if he got hit by a semi-truck, dragged four miles and then thrown into the sewer. Don’t know who Nay Nay is? Google her, you dumb fuck!

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