Saint Angie Is Still A Punk Kid With Tattoos

November 4, 2008 / Posted by:

Saint Angelina can make holy water holier and can end this world with just one snap, but she claims she’s still just a punk kid with tattoos. In the December issue of Britain’s Harper’s Bazaar, Saint Angie adjusted her halo and said, “I don’t walk around feeling I need to apologize or explain myself. I am still, at heart — and always will be — just a punk kid with tattoos.”

A big black cloud of smoke may take me away to purgatory when I say that the bitch is no longer just some hardcore rebel. Nope. That Angie went away a long ass time ago. She’s no longer the blood vial wearing, sucking face with her brother, “Gia” playing bi-sexual. She’s now a pristine goddess who hovers above us all. And if you disagree with her, you’re an evil person and will be taken away by that black cloud of smoke at any moment.

Saint Angie also defended her choice to buy Maddox knives. “Listen, my kids play video games. I let them play with toy soldiers. We don’t take war and violence lightly, but we don’t hide it from anybody. We say, ‘Mommy and Daddy have movies where we play these characters, but there’s real death and violence in the world.‘”

Speaking of those characters, she said she will only play bitches that she wants to meet in real life. “I tell stories that are about the type of woman I’d want to meet. The type of woman where I think, even if it’s silly characters I’ve played, like in ‘Tomb Raider,’ there’s something about her that will be fun for my daughters to see one day.

She really wants to meet that dumb ho from “Life or Something Like It“? The bitch was annoying, had fugly hair and was a shitty reporter!


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