Prince Hot Ginge visited the HM Naval Base in Plymouth, England today wearing a uniform I did not sign off on. I don’t understand this thing he’s wearing. It’s so baggy! How is he supposed to serve his country with so many clothes on? It should be tighter and lower cut. Actually, he should lose the top part completely. It will give him more freedom when steering stuff or whatever it is the hell he does.
You know, he might as well be naked. Yeah, that sounds like the best idea. All that fabric is completely unnecessary! And his hotness can blind the enemy.
The boots and the hat can stay, though. He needs the hat to protect his luminous mop of flames.