Jemaine Clement Is A Father

November 4, 2008 / Posted by:

Back in August, when Jemaine Clement got married to some floozy out of nowhere, I was completely shocked! And now here’s another vag slap to the face. Jemaine and his new wife Miranda Manasiadis welcomed the fifty gazillionth member of the neverending child army.

Jemaine and that woman gave birth to a boy last month in NYC while he was filming the second season of “Flight of the Conchords.”

They named him Sophocles Iraia Manasiadis Clement. Sophocles is the name of Miranda’s Greek pepaw and Iraia is the name of one of Jemaine’s grandparents.

You know, Jemaine could have named his son PoopyFace Chickpea and I still would love the name. Besides, they can call him Phockey for short.

And Asshole Simpson and Pete Wentz better cross the name Sophocles off their list of available celebrity baby names. You know that name is their top pick.

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