What Else Is She Good For?

November 3, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

When the biggest skeezer in the entire universe, Wonky McValtrex, first meets a dude, instead of shaking his hand, she shakes his dick….with her pussy. This is why the skank shouldn’t be surprised that humans with peens only see her as a jizz bank and an ATM.

Wonky cried fake tears out of her one good eye and told the News of the World: “Every other guy I’ve been out with has used me for money or sex – but in most cases they just want fame. It made it hard to trust people. After a while I had to start questioning exactly why somebody wanted to be with me.”

The sad part is that she’s barely even good for sex! I’ve seen her sex tape and the bitch lays there like a salamander on Ambien.

Wonky is barely figuring out what we’ve all known for years. When a dude has you listed as “cum bag” in his cell phone, maybe you should pry open your wonk eye with your skank hand and get a clue.

Tags: Buying Children, Girlfriend Please, Paris Hilton, Trash

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