Vadgeholics Are Out For Blood

November 3, 2008 / Posted by:

Maniacal Vadgeholics will stop at nothing to defend their gristle goddess. The other day, Guy Ritchie was getting drunk at his pub when some insane Vadge fan cursed at him and spilled his booze on the innocent. Well, that dude is completely sane in the brains compared to this 16-year-old crazed Vadgeholic who broke onto the “Sherlock Holmes” set and threatened to cut up Guy!

The Mirror reports that a teenager dressed in all black got onto the set and ran towards Guy with a knife while shouting, “I’m Madonna’s biggest fan! I’m gonna kill Guy!”

A source said, “The bloke was screaming about Guy and shouting, ‘I love Madonna’. It was terrifying. At first it seemed like a sick joke but it was soon obvious the knifeman was not messing around. Luckily there were four security guards and two policemen who were able to overpower him.

I’ll bet it was scary. Hearing anybody proclaim that they “love Madonna” is pretty fucking terrifying.

And you thought video games were making our kids violent today. Vadge is the problem and I completely understand why. Spending hours upon hours staring at her hulk crotch can’t be good for your mental health.

In some ways, though, Guy brought this upon himself. I mean, he did put her in “Swept Away.” This is his punishment.

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