The Wino Just Needed A Quick Crack Break

November 3, 2008 / Posted by:

The Crackie of Camden checked out of the hospital on Friday where she was being treated for a “chest infection.” Well, after spending the weekend at her crack den, she’s back in THE CLINIC! Wino’s spokeswhore said she clocked back into the hospital today for ongoing treatment.

Wino just needed to go home and “stock up” before spending the rest of the week in the hospital. She’s like a crackie chipmunk. Crackmunk!

A source tells People that Wino is trying to quit smoking fags and getting a little help for it. “She has been told to give up smoking and was initially struggling with that – she was covered in nicotine patches at one point. But she is making an effort.

Nicotine patches won’t work on her! The second they touch her skin, they shrivel up and fall off. Good luck to Wino! But you know the cigarette industry is going caca in their panties this morning at the thought of Wino quitting fags!

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