Shameless slut Sienna Miller has given Balthazar Getty way too many hours with her vagina. It’s time to fucking move on. What’s the point of being a big whore if you’re just going to do the same dude over and over again? Sienna might have finally woken up and smelled the jizz, because the Daily Mail reports that she’s taken her slut act back to London. However, she didn’t leave Balthazar because her cooze was craving new peen, she left after he refused to divorce his wife.
According to friends, these two hos have been fighting constantly in Los Angeles and she’s scared that he’s going to go back to his wife. ” There have been some pretty unpleasant rows, largely over Balthazar’s reluctance to commit. She has really wanted to be able to step out as a couple but Balthazar is very torn over his children and it looks like he might be wanting to go back to his family. Sienna is devastated.”
Sienna is devastated, but her vagina is probably jumping for joy and humming “It’s Raining Men.”
Balthazar still being married isn’t the only problem. Sienna wants to booze and party all night, while he would rather stay home and be boring. Balthazar is a recovering drunk, so he’s having a hard time dealing with Sienna’s ways.
Sienna is surprised that her married boyfriend still wants to be married and he’s surprised that his party whore girlfriend still wants to be a party whore? Ugh. Slap them both with a flaccid peen.
Sienna needs to stay in London and re-read the slut’s handbook. Specificially, chapter 7: “Married Men are Only Good for Fucking.”