“I Love You, But I’m Not In Love With You”

November 3, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

The producers of the “Bachelor and Bachelorette” should really change the name of the show to “My Future Fake Ex.” Another arranged couple has busted up. DeAnna Pappas confirms to InTouch that her contract with her “Bachlorette” pick Jesse Csincsak is up and they have moved on.

DeAnna memorized a bunch of words that were written for her and repeated them to InTouch, “I really felt like I was going to spend the rest of my life with him. I thought he was my fairy-tale ending. But after the show was over and we settled in to our normal lives, I slowly came to realize that we are two totally different people and it wasn’t going to work out.

DeAnna is donating her engagement ring to charity, but is not giving up on finding another I still believe in love. More than anything, I want to find someone I can spend the rest of my life with.”

Does this mean ABC is going to give this microwaved rutabaga another reality show?! Watching her on TV was like witnessing a snail taking a nap in slow motion. ABC should just air that instead. It’s cheaper and filled with more meaning.

After, DeAnna “broke” the OMGSHOCKINGCRAZYINSANEWHAT news to InTouch, Jesse posted this award-winning performance on his YouTube account, explaining the break-up. Jesse digs down and really brings out that raw emotion in his performance. He even said that DeAnna told him “I love you, but I’m not in love with you.” They are so fucking deep.

Tags: Fake Asses

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