Natalie Dylan, the chick auctioning off her cherry to the highest bidder, was on The Ty Ty Show today with one of her potential v-card takers. Natalie’s virginity auction is being run by the fat Mr. Clean-looking dude who owns The Bunny Ranch. He said they have received over 5,000 bids ranging from $1 million to $3.8 million, including bids from a rock star and famous actor. I bet the “famous actor” is James Woods. Ew. You know he’s into that shit.
Natalie, who wants to be a sex therapist when she grows up, tried to sound all smart and shit during the interview, saying the auction only started out as a “theoretical study” but now she wants to capitalize on selling her virginity. Study my dick hole. This bitch wants to get paid and there’s nothing wrong with that, but let’s not make this shit all serious. She’s whoring herself out. Plain and simple.
59-year-old Lee, one of the bidders, said he’s never been with a virgin before and wants to know what it’s like. You know, Lee is exactly what I picture when thinking of a dude who will bid on this kind of shit. He looks like his hands are always clammy and suffers from a serious case of Halitosis in his mouth and asshole.
That said, for a $1 million, I’d stick a maraschino cherry up my no-no hole and let Lee fish it out with his Mr. Burns-like bony fingers. I’d even let him keep the stem.
P.S. – Airforce Amy (the blonde prosty in the clip above) is the greatest American who ever lived.