Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 3, 2008 / Posted by:

Otto – The rock star octopus at the Sea Star Aquarium in Coburg, Germany.

The staff at the aquarium couldn’t figure out why the joint’s entire electrical system kept going out. So they took turns sleeping on the floor to get to the bottom of that shit. Well, on the third night, they find out that Otto liked to party in the dark, so he would turn off the bright light in his tank by squirting a jet of water on it.

A spokesbitch for the aquarium said, “It was a serious matter because it shorted the electricity supply to the whole aquarium that threatened the lives of the other animals when water pumps ceased to work.

They put the light higher so Otto can’t get to it, but that hasn’t stopped him from causing more trouble. Staff members have caught him juggling hermit crabs (Paris can do that with her snatch!) and throwing stones against the glass. Otto also has a little Martha Stewart in him and has redecorated the aquarium a few times.

Something tells me Otto has been snorting some of the bad shit.

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