CoCo Lied To Us All!

November 3, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

A few days before Whoreoween, CoCo said and I quote: “It’s my day! I get to get naked! Finally!!!”

She said NAKED! Is this naked to you?! Okay, it might be nekkid for you, but this is straight-up modest for CoCo! She wears this shit to the supermarket! Her fault line ass crack is not visible and you can’t see her nipples. This is downright Amish. She looks like a church going pussy who spends her nights knitting, sipping chamomile tea and playing gospel songs on her harp.

CoCo totally forgot the “pussy” in pussycat. Oh well. I’ll still play pattycake with her pancake ass cheeks, but I was hoping for a little more elegance from CoCo. She’s turning into a nun!

Here’s Sister Pussycat Coco with her pimp as The Punisher at Plumm in NYC on Friday night.

Tags: CoCo, Samantha Cole

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