Sacha Baron Cohen as Bruno is done terrorizing the runways of Paris and now he’s creating chaos in California for his movie with the really long time. Yesterday at a Yes on Prop 8 rally, the infamous homosexual known as Bruno joined the protesters, waving his banner like a proud queen. When the jig was up and dumb whores started to realize who this blonde flamer really was, he was quickly taken away by his production team.
Wait. The flaming troll in the green is against ze gays marrying?! I mean, you can tell that leprechaun’s manpussy puckers every time he sees a big dick. Even the dude in the black shirt knows that some homo activity is about to go down between Bruno and the homo-elf.
Don’t these dumb bitches have something better to do on a Sunday afternoon? I don’t know… like partake in a little gay sex?
And any of you that vote NO on Prop 8, will automatically get an invitation to one of my weddings. I’m sure I’ll get hitched several times in my life, so there’s a seat waiting for you at one of them. I promise to put a dildo, a bong and an In-N-Out gift certificate in all my gift bags.