Tori, Halloween Is Over!

November 2, 2008 / Posted by:

Okay, Tori. Halloween times is over now. It’s time to take off your lovechild of Jabba the Hutt and Cojo face mask. The costume was a frightening success, but the children are starting to slap at their eyeballs and grown men are on their knees crying “mercy.”

Here’s Tori the Hutt still playing Halloween with her creepy husband, their son Liam and his son Jack at “Backyardigans Live!” in Los Angeles yesterday. Autism curer Jenny McCarthy also showed up with her son.

I have no idea who or what the “Backyardigans” are, but is this the kind of thing parents have to go see? And is it considered “bad parenting” if you drop acid before or during the performance, because I think that’s the only way I could ever deal with this shit.

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