Guy Ritchie Attacked By Crazy Vadgeaholic!

November 2, 2008 / Posted by:

Guy Ritchie was out boozing, celebrating the fact that he’s almost free from the clutches of Vadge’s buff cooze, when one of his estranged wife’s fans tried to ruin his buzz. Purposely fucking with someone’s drinking time should really be illegal.

According to The Sun, a dude showed up to Guy’s pub and started yelling at his ass in front of everyone. Some witness said, “Guy was in the pub in good spirits and was laughing and joking over a pint.This bloke seemed to be on the lookout for trouble. He got a drink and started shouting about being a Madonna fan and ranting about the divorce. It was like he just wanted to draw attention to himself.

The Vadgeholic also wasted precious nectar from the gods by pouring his drink all over some of the other boozers. The roided-up vagina lover also started screaming about how he had connections to the CIA. The cops finally arrived to end the madness and they took the maniac away. Hopefully, to the nearest crazy brains house.

Recently, I’ve also felt the wrath of the Vadgeholics. They really love to write in all CAPS, which is completely unacceptable. Only Kanye and Raven are allowed express their rage in CAPS-filled angry letters. And just like the Brangaloonies, the Vadgeholics think that using two Os in the word “loser” makes the insult more effective. Double the loser! LOOSER!

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