I was totally waiting for the night Cindy McCain would make an appearance on “SNL” in some way, shape or form and figured it wasn’t going to happen since Amy Poehler (the only ho who could really play Cindy) is dealing with something called a newborn baby. I know, selfish, right?
Well, the little doll lover made it to “SNL” last night and played herself in the opening QVC sketch with her maverick-ey husband John McCain and Tina Fey. Those bitches at QVC don’t have shit on Cindy. She seriously has a career in QVC jewelry modeling.
I didn’t watch the rest of the show, because I decided to grab a bottle of vodka, watch “The Darjeeling Limited” and slowly drift into dreamland with visions of Adrien Brody’s beautiful nose dancing in my head. I swear, I just want to cuddle with it. Sorry, let’s get back on topic! Click here if you give an eff about seeing the other skits.
Also, Starbucks is giving out free coffees to hos who vote on Tuesday. Those cheap ass fucks are only giving out small regular coffees though! They should have given out jumbo Frapps! Brit Brit would have found a way to vote at least 100 times.