Being Around Chestica Is Bad For Your Head

November 2, 2008 / Posted by:

The big-tittied frog and her lezzie lover and my girl crush, Ken Paves, left Madeo last night when chaos ensued!! It must have been a slow night on the celebwhore stroll, because the paps went crazy trying to get a picture of that dumb bitch. Ken Paves, being the princess in shiny hair that he is, tried to protect Chestica’s weave and kept pushing back the paps. One of the cameras didn’t appreciate Ken pushing at its owner, so it slapped that bitch in the head. I’m sure Ken is used to being slapped in the face with hard objects, but he probably wasn’t ready for this shit.

Ken’s pristine female-to-male tranny face started bleeding! Yes, he actually bleeds real blood. Shocking, right? Ken and Chestica immediately went to the hospital to fix up his owie.

Ken is a big girl and I’m sure he’ll be fine after a couple of switches and a taint slap. Besides, Ken is used to intense pain in his head. I mean, he’s been forced to listen to Chestica’s frog yodel live. And maybe now that he’s been knocked in the head, he’ll start doing good hair. I always try to look on the bright side!

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