Hef’s former concubine Holly Madison and master delusionist Criss Angel came out as the newest vomit-inducing couple at the premiere of his new caca show, “Believe (in shit),” in Las Vegas last night.
Hef’s ex-bitch said in the past that she was “just friends” with Piss, I mean Criss, but it’s obvious she’s doing inappropriate acts with him. I say “inappropriate,” because no living thing should be getting it on Criss. I can’t condone it and will never co-sign it.
Holly looks a little dickmatized in the eyes, but I think she’s just relieved that she’s with a dude who can get it up without the help of a penis pump. And she also has little Criss spermies dancing in her eyes, because this ho was ready for a baby yesterday.
I’m sure Holly and Piss will have many guinea pig-haired babies together. Her babies will have to go immediately from the delivery room to the plastic surgery room, so surgeons can make them look remotely like their mother. I mean, that bitch looks nothing like her original self.