Out of all the shameless skanks who would wholehard-on-ly embrace Whoreoween, I thought Aubrey O’Day would be the biggest one. I figured she would come out with her titties blazing, but instead she covered up! Seriously, this is conservative for her ass.
Last night at some Hallopeen party in Las Vegas, Aubrey dressed up as a broke down Ariel who has fallen on hard times and is now whoring it out for her pimp Ursula in order to pay for her sea sponge addiction. Aubrey’s suicide watch pooch, Ginger, paid homage to the crustaceans that live in her owner’s snatch by dressing up as one.
You know that towards the end of the night, Aubrey went into the men’s bathroom and serenaded the dudes with her own thrilling rendition of “Part of Your World”: “I wanna be where the penises are…. I wanna suck, wanna suck them off good… Eating a round of that…. what do you call it? Oh – jizz! Showin’ your tits, really gets you far…. My legs are open for humping, slamming… Stroking you off on my – what’s that word again? Faaaaace!”