My head feels like one of Aretha Franklin’s ginormous titty balls is sitting on top of it and this is the last thing it needs. I was going through pictures from last night and my stomach almost jumped out of my body when I came across these beauties. I’m all about sharing the pain, so this is why I’m posting them here for you.
Bobby Trendy dressed as some power bottom ladyboy cocktail server at the Abbey’s Hallopeen party in West Hollywood last night. You might want to streer clear of thumbnail #2. I think I spot a swollen labia lip. And there’s definitely a dingle berry hiding in the first thumbnail.
Brigitte Nielsen also showed up to the party and actually kept her shit together. It’s a new day for her ass. I also threw in some pictures of Leathah-face Rourke at Heidi Klum’s party in NYC, because he fits into the trainwreck theme of this post.