Heidi Klum Takes This Shit Seriously

November 1, 2008 / Posted by:

Every year Heidi Klum throws a huge Halloween party and this bitch usually gets dressed up in some extravagant shit that makes all of us look like we should just go home and let the professional do her job. Yes, Heidi is the grand dame of Halloween!

Heidi did not disappoint with her costume last night. She went as Hindu goddess Kali. You know she was in make-up for fucking days. As hot as she looks, this costume is not for everyone.

Imagine getting wasted in this mess? I would probably accidentally stab myself in the asshole with that sword or get really intimate with one of those severed heads thinking it’s some hot dude. And those cut-off arms hanging down below could come in handy if your private area is feeling tingly and you need a little help. Okay…I’m starting to see the positives in wearing this craziness.

Heidi’s dude, Seal, dressed as some warrior finger banger. I’m sure he dressed as someone specific, but I’m dumb in the brains and it’s too early for me to spend my time going on a google search. Scream at me if you know the answer.

Other guests at Heidi’s soiree included Christian Siriano as Cruelle de Ville, Pink as some curious lesbian clown doll and Marc Bower as a gay angel of death.

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