Does Spanx not make nude color tights? That black shit on Kim KardASSIAN’s legs are not acceptable and Lynda Carter queefs on them! That killed her whole Wonder Whore outfit for me. Well, that and the bottom of her costume looks like a politically themed Depends diaper from the back. I think she also had an invisible plane with her, but her ass gobbled it up.
My arch rival CHERYL BURKE disappoints me. This was her chance to dress as a slutty wet vac or a slutty Swiffer, but she chooses this busted crap instead?! Is she some kind of slutty army mop?
Here’s a few more pictures of Kim and CHERYL BURKE celebrating Whoreoween last night with Kim’s mommy. I think she’s dressed as a horny and menopausal Soviet soldier with a sweaty pit problem.