I expected Mimi to dress up for Slutoween as a slutty rainbow, a slutty Hello Kitty, a slutty unicorn friend or a slutty butterfly, but not a slutty jar of cookies! Her imagination knows no bounds. I’m glad she kept her jumbo oatmeal-raisin cookie covered, though. And what’s a slutty jar of cookies without a carton of douche milk! Mimi’s cookie gets dry, so it’s a good think her manchild’s curdled milk is always close by. I apologize for that visual.
One slutty costume wasn’t enough for Mimi, so she also dressed up as Firefighter HO. She’s ready to fight the fire in your pants with her squirting… Okay, I won’t go there. The cookie and curdled milk visual was enough Mimi grossness for the day.
And while Mimi dressed as a slutty jar of cookies and a slutty firefighter, I think her eyes came dressed as tattered spiders making their way off the short bus.
Now that I think about it…. Mimi probably didn’t even know it was Halloween. This is the shit she wears all day, every day.