Crackzilla Is Back On The Streets

October 31, 2008 / Posted by:

The Crackie of Camden is on the loose in London tonight after spending a few days in THE CLINIC (dun dun dun) for some kind of “chest infection.” (Cue eye rolls!) Wino was picked up by her daddy and friend Blake “not Blaaaake” Wood. Not Blaaake should’ve stayed at the hospital, because he looks like he could use a quickie with a defibrillator. After that, he needs an intimate dinner date with an IV for a couple of hours.

Being laid up in the hospital for a few days worked wonders on the little crackie. She actually looks sort of lifelike! Eating actual food instead of just feasting on crack smoke did her a little bit of good.

Even her ballet slippers look like they got a sponge bath. Now if she can just work on getting back in her crackhive’s good graces again. That crackhive bitch got sick of Wino’s shit and hit the road for less fucked-up pastures. I think it’s hiding in Beyonce’s wig closet. Wino should just sent it a Vermont Teddy Bear as an apology. That always works for me.

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