Suri Is Not Amused

October 30, 2008 / Posted by:

Stepford Katie showed up to her daily “pap show” with Suri today wearing the exact same orange cult dress! Suri specifically told that dumb bitch not to wear the orange one. Katie’s obviously got barley dust in her ears, but Suri will clean that shit out with computer dust later.

You know, I was thisclose to dressing as Suri for Halloween, but I get cold in the bones easily and don’t want to run around without a coat on. Besides, I’d just end up looking LIKE THIS. That’s exactly what Tommy Girl looks like when he plays dress up in Suri’s clothes.

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