Joe The Plumber Wants To Be A Country Star

October 30, 2008 / Posted by:

Samuel the Unlicensed Plumber aka Joe the Plumber is looking to extend his 15-seconds and he’s hired three managers to help him with his “brand.” One of his new PR whores said, “He’s had a deluge of requests. Right now we’re just planning on getting him through the week. There’s going to be life far beyond the election for Joe the Plumber.

The spokeswhore went on babble that Joe would really love to get into country music, “Joe is a hard-core country music fan, and he can carry a tune.” Fuck. You know he thinks that if Jessica Simpson can do it, so can he. A big-tittied frog/Joe the Plumber duet is inevitable. Papa Joe should be tried and jailed for this shit.

TMZ says that Joe the Plumber’s “people” also think he could get some endorsement deals with Home Depot and become the “the voice of Middle America.” HOME DEPOT?! That’s Rojo Caliente’s turf and he better not trespass or he’ll get burned.

Ugh. Why can’t Joe the Plumber be more like that Joe Sixpack dude. Joe Sixpack is modest and doesn’t crave the spotlight. He just stays in his basement, doing crunches and drinking Natty Light. You don’t see him trying to put out a country album. Although, I wouldn’t be surprised if a Joe Sixpack/Joe the Plumber sex tape accidentally leaked.

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