At last night’s “Quantum of Solace” premiere in London, a great big ball of sexy fire ran through the red carpet. Genitals everywhere immediately got all tingly, because Prince Hot Ginge was in their midst! And the carpet matched the drapes. Literally. Sort of. Okay, not really, but just go with it.
Hot Ginge is the one who should’ve played James Bond, but they would’ve had to change the name to James Ginge. Maybe it’s because I get a little Rojo Caliente flavor from Hot Ginge, but that bitch makes my no-no hole pucker. I think it’s trying to blow him air kisses. I had too many cups of Sanka this morning, so I hope it doesn’t blow too hard or I’ll mess up another pair of panties.
If Hot Ginge kneeled before me like he’s doing in the first thumbnail below, my genitals would probably hold up a white flag and surrender.
It doesn’t really matter who else was at the premiere last night, but I threw some in a few pictures just because. I’ve got Prince Willy, Daniel Craig and his wolf eyes, Gemma Arterton, Lily Allen, the amazing Grace Jones and Dame Judi Dench.
Methinks Gemma and Lily’s dresses both got caught in the same escalator. Half of their dresses are missing! Or maybe Grace Jones attacked them.