Chloe Lattanzi Looks Different

October 30, 2008 / Posted by:

Chloe Lattanzi, the star of my spring obsession “Rock the Cradle,” might have made a little visit to the Tupperware factory recently. Unless it’s totally natural for your chichis to hang out in your armpits. Maybe the beauty of Chloe’s face is too much for them to take so they are slowly making their way to her back, hoping she doesn’t notice. Keep creeping, chichis! You’ll make it there by the end of the week.

Even if Chloe did figure it out, it would take three rolls of duct tape, a few tubes of Gorilla Glue, two tractor pulls and a dozen clamps to get her tittays back together. They’re a pair of stubborn motherfuckers.

Here’s the Opera Princess of Darkness and her determined chichis at a charity event last night.

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