The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 28th!

October 29, 2008 / Posted by:

Unfortunately, Ralph was stripped of one of his gold medals after the Dildo Olympics judge sniffed his finger and found novacaine in place of astroglide. – NitWitty

Runners-up:

Well, it was bound to happen. In this case, dude rubbed his hair so much, his palm grew a dick. – NoAnjl

Michael obviously didn’t listen to his trainers’ explicit warning that using this experimental type of doping would give him superpowers, but could have “penis drop-off” as a side effect… – icebunny

Thanks Jillian

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