October 29, 2008 / Posted by:

Methinks we’ve found Brit Brit’s next baby daddy. This is Bill Pullman’s 19-year-old son Jack and he was arrested last night in Asheville, NC for allegedly beating a government official and possessing moonshine. Moonshine! Party like we’re in prohibition times!

reports that cops arrested Jack and his friend in Downtown Asheville Monday night. They must have made quite a ruckus because they were charged with resisting officers, underage drinking, having moonshine and assaulting a government official. I’m sure cops figured out shit wasn’t right when Jack stumbled out of the alley carrying a big jug with three Xs on it in one hand and a stick of possum jerky in the other.

Does moonshine make you howl at the moon too? Because that’s what this bitch is doing in his mugshot. I want to howl at the moon too. Unfortunately, I don’t know anybody who sells moonshine, so I googled for the recipe. I can barely make Easy Mac, so there’s no way I can make my this shit. Making moonshine takes serious skill. A skill that can only be found in inbred gene pools.

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