Moooooonshine!

October 29, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Methinks we’ve found Brit Brit’s next baby daddy. This is Bill Pullman’s 19-year-old son Jack and he was arrested last night in Asheville, NC for allegedly beating a government official and possessing moonshine. Moonshine! Party like we’re in prohibition times!

WLOS reports that cops arrested Jack and his friend in Downtown Asheville Monday night. They must have made quite a ruckus because they were charged with resisting officers, underage drinking, having moonshine and assaulting a government official. I’m sure cops figured out shit wasn’t right when Jack stumbled out of the alley carrying a big jug with three Xs on it in one hand and a stick of possum jerky in the other.

Does moonshine make you howl at the moon too? Because that’s what this bitch is doing in his mugshot. I want to howl at the moon too. Unfortunately, I don’t know anybody who sells moonshine, so I googled for the recipe. I can barely make Easy Mac, so there’s no way I can make my this shit. Making moonshine takes serious skill. A skill that can only be found in inbred gene pools.

Tags: Alien Voodoo

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